Krakatoa

2 Krakatoa

© 2010 Hoke Simpson/No Alibi Music ASCAP

If I was a billionaire

I’d give you a buck or two

An’ if I had that x-ray vision

You know I’d see you through

An’ if a football field was my feather bed

I’d offer you a nap

An’ if Krakatoa was my commode

Then I could take your crap


If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly

An’ vampires love the sun

Then put your little hand in mine

‘Cause you and I ain’t done


If a filet steak was twenty cents

I’d give you your next meal

An’ if I was Johnny Cochran, lord,

I’d take you on appeal

If up was down an’ back was front

An’ trains would run on time

If words don’t mean a goddam thing

Then I could call you mine


If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly

An’ vampires love the sun

Then put your little hand in mine

‘Cause you and I ain’t done

If every hand was a royal flush

I’d take you on a bet

An’ if I could live forever, then

I’d say we ain’t through yet

If all your words were tender

An’ hearts weren’t made of glass

Then I could hope my swingin’ door

Won’t hit you in the ass


If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly

An’ vampires love the sun

Then put your little hand in mine

‘Cause you and I ain’t done


If I could leap tall buildings, lord,

I’d fly right to your side

An’ if I was invisible

I’d never have to hide

If politicians told the truth

An’ three plus five was two

An’ Satan was my only friend

Then I could live with you


If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly

An’ vampires love the sun

Then put your little hand in mine

‘Cause you and I ain’t done